You can have your dreams, but you can't have me!
ratacular:

becausebirds:

Owl in a towel.

If it’s drying off you could say its a…Moist owlette.
agentrodgers:

on tumblr mobile like

7ommy:

trying to pee with a boner

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thisisthelordspeaking:

i know that feel
radicooler:

ero-assphyxiation:

parkermassey:

adapt or die

Holy shit if you don’t think mother nature is hardcore please get out

Mother nature is punk af.
alienswithankhs:

omfg

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face


lavenderharmony:

ejaculot:

when u see people having fun and you want to join but ur just like

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I relate to this so hard it’s upsetting me