dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes
(via kaitiiu)
i do not usually reblog porn but jesus fuck
(Source: catholicboysintrouble, via trusted-reality)
HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS
i
your name is VAGINA SCHOOL and you really FUCKING HATE PERIODS
(Source: madfawn, via lilithandthehellhounds)
writer vs. muse: the animation
I tried to scroll over this
We all did my dear friend… *W*
(Source: ForGIFs.com, via dontmiss-me)
I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS IS BULLSHIT.
maybe if you’d go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours straight, this wouldn’t happen :)
OH I’M SORRY IT’S 3:38AM LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE WITH MY SKINLESS BURNT HAND AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF NATURAL DAYLIGHT.
(via richahahaha)
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
(via cat-and-parrot)
MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA
BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS
RABBITS MATING WITH RATS
TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS
PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE
LIZARDS-
WHAT THE FUCK
WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS
THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG
THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT
WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK
AND MORE LIZARDS
FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER
WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS
HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE
ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER
AND THIS GUY
AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO
AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING
JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS
BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD
WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.
SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.
WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.
P.S.
This is the best post on tumblr.
(Source: fairy-wren, via cat-and-parrot)
i want a bikini that’s all pixel-pattern as if i’m on tv being censored
But you’re a boy
are you telling me i shaved my bikini line for nothing???
(via raptorcorn)
(Source: periodandbonerstories, via cat-and-parrot)
we need some new and more powerful swears
(via lilithandthehellhounds)
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS GIF SINCE I STARTED LIVING
this show omg
(Source: itsburied, via dontmiss-me)
(Source: justliveinyourownworld, via angry-tacos)
Fabulous Llama is FABULOUS!
(via jessbunnyxo)
