neopianangst:

sviestas:

goodmorning pc

nothing like a little unwarranted hostility to wake you up in the morning

(via poogled)

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

(via qualityfarts)

ryanthemadking:

onsereverra:

helioscentrifuge:

aggressively reads your readmores to make sure you’re okay

aggressively doesn’t know what to do when you’re not okay

aggressively anon messages you nice but awkward things in an attempt to make you feel better

(via kaitiiu)

missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster

(via killing-myself-with-memories)

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

(via bensanity)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

YOU ARE TOO TENSE

HERE I SNURGLE YOU

LET MY SOFT LITTLE PAWS MASSAGE AWAY YOUR STRESS

I AM GOOD CAT FRIEND

I AM BEST AT SNURGLING

(Source: youtube.com, via secretserenities)

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

(via adrianaaero)

precumming:

when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you

image

(Source: precumming, via secretserenities)

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

(via inlovevodkaorthesea)

luzerek:

OH MY GOD

(Source: catleecious, via secretserenities)

bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

(via secretserenities)

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

(via nevermore-sara)