You can have your dreams, but you can't have me!
awwww-cute:

I want to walk my new corgi, but his refusal is just too darn cute
farorescourage:

italicizedkurt:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

adreamofmirrors:

thosebowleggedhunters:

zeromorph:

#his expression and the lighting makes him look like a chicken loving supervillain (via)
would you say it looks like he’s… up to something fowl?

*groans loudly*

Wonder if he’s popular with the chicks.

with a cock like that? of course!


*GROANS LOUDLY*

toroheicho:

zeklos:

foreverdepressedteen:

allhailtheboyking:

IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE

"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"

"i dont know if thats her"

"i rly dont think thats her guys"

AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO

"holy shit shes hot"

THIS

IS

THE

FUCKING

L I F E

YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU

OWN IT FOR ALL OF US

YOU DID IT

(Source: solarcrashx)


lilleeps:

iosremake:

cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum

i dfont understand

bap youre pasum
deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life
blizzardofjj:

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t see you there…..;)
lumpyspacelion:

what the actual fuck

handpora:

the-one-chin-wonder:

handpora:

handpora:

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I have not stopped and I will not.

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Please stop, it’s for your own good. Your mother and I are very worried.

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MAKE ME.